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A folded cream T-shirt printed with a stylized portrait of Connor in front of mountains

I Met My Match Tee

$36

The official portrait tee for people who matched with dateconnor.ca before it was cool.

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A navy cap with a small wave and sun emblem on a beach map

False Creek Walking Club Hat

$32

One size fits people who enjoy a suspiciously scenic loop.

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A folded forest-green T-shirt with a small mountain emblem

Type 2 Fun Tee

$28

For people who know the suffering is part of the souvenir.

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Zoey, a tabby cat, lounging on a folded cream crewneck sweatshirt

Zoey Quality Control Crewneck

$54

Personally inspected by Zoey. She has not cleared the tote bag yet.

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A canvas tote with groceries, a record, and a beach towel

High-Stakes Date Tote

$24

Perfect for groceries, a record, and emotional availability.

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