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I Met My Match Tee
$36The official portrait tee for people who matched with dateconnor.ca before it was cool.
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False Creek Walking Club Hat
$32One size fits people who enjoy a suspiciously scenic loop.
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Type 2 Fun Tee
$28For people who know the suffering is part of the souvenir.
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Zoey Quality Control Crewneck
$54Personally inspected by Zoey. She has not cleared the tote bag yet.
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High-Stakes Date Tote
$24Perfect for groceries, a record, and emotional availability.
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